#s 383, 384 of Things Which Piss Diana Off:
-the sudden plethora of goddamn blow job songs (I'm looking at you, "Addicted", "Crazy Bitch", and all versions of "Lollipop"). I like oral as much as anyone, but srsly. The "it's only hot if I'm shoving her head down" meme is sick.
-people who mix up "white elephant" and "Secret Santa" parties. This is what comes of being functionally illiterate.