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Saturday, December 31, 2011

Things I said while watching A Christmas Story (2011 edition)

  • I wonder if Peter Billingsley knows he's going to grow up and produce Jon Favreau movies.
  • Hmm, Ralphie is a terrible friend.
  • I wonder if Randy knows he's going to grow up to be a stoner.
  • I wonder if Zack Ward knows he's going to grow up to be rather handsome, and if that makes up for having successfully answered a casting call for "Ugly child, aged 11-13. Terrible teeth. Preferably ginger."
  • HOW DO PEOPLE NOT LOVE THIS FILM OMG SOAP POISONING
  • Except for the parts where the only black people are villains and the Chinese people are racist stereotypes. How come one Chinese man can pronounce 'R' and the others can't?
  • I wonder if the aviator goggles kid who likes The Wizard of Oz knows he's going to grow up to be a child molester.
  • BLUE BALLS HAHAHAHAHA HOW DID I MISS THAT AS A KID

4 comments:

Sulli said...

I love that movie!!! One of my all time favorites.

Ain't No Mo No Mo said...

It, it was?

Yes? Tell us, son!

Soap poisoning!

I told you not to use Lifebuoy!

heheheh

Michelle said...

OVALTINE???

:)

Diana said...

Ovaltine is so nasty. I'm glad my mother never made me drink it. Or put soap in my mouth.

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