LESS GET FUNKED UP

Here's the thing. If you watch the Glee episode "Funk" and take a drink every time a character says the word "funk", you will be drunk in under an hour. This is because they say that word 29 TIMES IN THE EPISODE. If you are really feeling down, watch "Hairography" and do the same for "distraction", or "Theatricality" and "theatricality" or "Home" and "home".

Please note: use beer, not liquor. This is a very, VERY good way to get drunk. You don't want to be taking 20 shots of vodka in an hour, do you? I didn't think so.