The things the Internet makes me do

So my best friend, yeah, she's pretty awesome and she has this blog that lots of people read, and a Twitter and Tumblr that lots of people follow, and sometimes these people are a little strange.

Sometimes the strange people are me. Anyway. These are some things that Quinn Fabray might have done with her breast milk.

• pumped it out and donated it to a mama nearby who needed it
• pumped it out and sold it on eBay
• pumped it out and gave it to Shelby to feed baby Beth with
• let it chill out in her boobs 'til it dried up
• attempted to deal with the resulting engorgement by binding her breasts, resulting in mastitis
• breastfed baby Beth for a week or so at Shelby's request
• hooked up with someone who has a breast milk fetish

Fun fact: when you Google "lactation" the first result is not lactation--it's erotic lactation.